When people ask if i want to hang out after school i’m like

tie-dyed0cean:

sodamnrelatable:

but actually

(Source: afrodite-soul)

  • When walking down the hallway at school:
  • Me: Get the fuck out of my way
  • Me: Couples..
  • Me: I REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
  • Me: Oh yes, hug your friend in front of my locker I'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
  • Me: What are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
  • Me: This book better not drop and if it does I am not picking it up because effort
  • Me: Step on the back of my shoe again and I will end you