When people ask if i want to hang out after school i’m like tie-dyed0cean:
sodamnrelatable:

but actually
(Source: afrodite-soul)
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When walking down the hallway at school:
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Me:
Get the fuck out of my way
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Me:
Couples..
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Me:
I REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
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Me:
Oh yes, hug your friend in front of my locker I'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
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Me:
What are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
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Me:
This book better not drop and if it does I am not picking it up because effort
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Me:
Step on the back of my shoe again and I will end you